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famous-quotations:

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music. - Billy Eckstine   http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=51229

famous-quotations:

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music. - Billy Eckstine
http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=51229

staticdreads:

cage’s face haha

Me Applying for Law Jobs

lawschoolruinedme:

Do I really want to work in international trade litigation?

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…. But I really need a job

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*Cue making up some wonderful shit about how much I love trade law*

funquotations:

There is a higher law than the law of government. That’s the law of conscience. - Stokely Carmichael   http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=29117’s

funquotations:

There is a higher law than the law of government. That’s the law of conscience. - Stokely Carmichael
http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=29117’s

  • ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
  • WITNESS: Yes.
  • ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
  • WITNESS: I forget..
  • ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
  • WITNESS: How would I know?
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  • ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
  • WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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  • ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
  • WITNESS: He's twenty -- much like your IQ.
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  • ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
  • WITNESS: Are you kiddin' me?
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  • ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
  • WITNESS: Yes.
  • ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
  • WITNESS: None.
  • ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
  • WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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  • ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
  • WITNESS: By death.
  • ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
  • WITNESS: Take a guess.
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  • ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
  • WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
  • ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
  • WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with 'a male'.
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  • ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  • WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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  • ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
  • WITNESS: Oral.
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  • ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
  • WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..
  • ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
  • WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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  • ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
  • WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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  • ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
  • WITNESS: No.
  • ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
  • WITNESS: No.
  • ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
  • WITNESS: No.
  • ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
  • WITNESS: No.
  • ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
  • WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
  • ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
  • WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.